In a New York Minute, Or Something Like

"A New York minute was 54 seconds for a long time, the usual ten percent discount, but we dropped it to 51 seconds in the 1970s to keep up with the Japanese. These days it's hovering around 49.2 seconds."

"A Chicago minute? Look, the meter is gonna read sixty seconds. You got a problem with that?"

"A Philadelphia minute is sixty seconds long, but the minimum billable period is a quarter-hour."

"A Seattle minute is between 53.998 seconds and 54.0015 seconds, depending on time of day and local weather conditions."

"A Miami-Dade County minute is exactly sixty seconds, and anyone who tells you it's something else is a whacked-out hate-filled America-blaming moonbat!"

"An Oregon minute? Lessee.... Say, isn't it getting close to 4:20, dude?"

//The Magic 8-Ball says, "Don't sweat the small stuff."\\